Today, for reasons known only to himself,my husband decided to get dressed at the same time I was getting dressed for work. He never does that and I'm used to my routine and quiet when I get up in the mornings. But today, he couldn't wait 5 minutes for me to finish in the bathroom. I was somewhat annoyed but I was nice (for me) and finished getting dressed. We both left the house at the same time and all was well - until I got to work. I kept feeling that something was off kilter and then I realized that I had forgotten to wear a bra. I was really annoyed because I work with men.
I emailed some close friends and family about my mistake. My dear, sweet daughter-in-law replied "don't worry - your boobs are so small no one will notice." Yet another reason why I love her.
At some point during the day my boss came into my office and stared at me until I was finally forced to say, "Stop staring, go away, you are annoying me!". He has a habit of doing things like that and he is usually just kidding. But today, I am pretty sure he was staring at my small boobs. But, probably not.
Later I went to my favorite unhealthy fast food pace for lunch. I ordered a Happy Meal, because really you don't need more than that to eat. As I pulled up to the window the man said "boy or girl?" I swear to you, my first thought was "Seriously, I know I need to lose weight but why do you think I'm pregnant?". I was stunned, and then it occurred to me that he was asking what type of Happy Meal toy I wanted. I got the girl's toy. But, for a moment there, I had been annoyed at his rudeness.
I wonder who/what will annoy me tomorrow.
hahahahaha
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